ngong6 lan2 gau1戇撚鳩戆撚鸠

Jyutpingngong6 lan2 gau1
Yalengohng lán gāu

Definition

Fucking stupid; extremely foolish, or referring to a fucking dumbass.

  1. vulgarextremely stupid; fucking foolish
  2. vulgarfucking dumbass; dickhead
slangvulgarpeople

How it's used

This is an extremely vulgar and offensive intensifier used to describe someone or something as profoundly stupid or ridiculous. It combines the mild insult 戇居 with a highly explicit anatomical term, creating a level of aggression that is socially unacceptable in polite company. It is strictly reserved for close friends or intense confrontations where the speaker intends to be as insulting as possible.

Examples

He always does such fucking stupid things, it's really annoying.

Common phrases

acting like a total fucking idiot

Common mistake

Using this term in any professional or public setting will likely cause severe offense or lead to immediate conflict, as it is considered one of the most vulgar insults in Cantonese.

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