ngong6 lan2 gau1戇撚鳩戆撚鸠
Jyutpingngong6 lan2 gau1
Yalengohng lán gāu
Definition
Fucking stupid; extremely foolish, or referring to a fucking dumbass.
- vulgarextremely stupid; fucking foolish
- vulgarfucking dumbass; dickhead
slangvulgarpeople
How it's used
This is an extremely vulgar and offensive intensifier used to describe someone or something as profoundly stupid or ridiculous. It combines the mild insult 戇居 with a highly explicit anatomical term, creating a level of aggression that is socially unacceptable in polite company. It is strictly reserved for close friends or intense confrontations where the speaker intends to be as insulting as possible.
Examples
Why are you staring at me like a fucking idiot?
Related words
Common phrases
acting like a total fucking idiot
Common mistake
Using this term in any professional or public setting will likely cause severe offense or lead to immediate conflict, as it is considered one of the most vulgar insults in Cantonese.
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Grammar guides
- NegationHow to say no, not, didn't, and don't in Cantonese. The four main negation words and when to use each one.
- Numbers and moneyCounting, talking about money, and asking how much things cost. Includes the two words for two and the everyday words for dollars and cents.
- Aspect markersCantonese has no tenses, but it does have aspect markers. Learn how zo2, gwo3, gan2, and hai2 dou6 show completion, experience, and ongoing action.



