hoi2 gwan1 dau3 seoi2 bing1海軍鬥水兵海军斗水兵
Jyutpinghoi2 gwan1 dau3 seoi2 bing1
Yalehói gwān dau séui bīng
Definition
A matchup or fight between two equally mediocre sides where neither has the upper hand.
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How it's used
This idiom relies on the slang term 水皮, which describes someone who is incompetent or lacks skill. The humor comes from the pun on 水, as sailors are literally associated with water, but here it highlights that both sides are equally poor in quality. It is used to mock situations where neither party has any real advantage or talent.
Examples
The competition between those two is just a battle of the mediocre.
This match is so boring, it's really just two weak teams fighting it out.
Related words
Common phrases
simply a battle of the mediocre
Common mistake
Do not use this to describe a serious or high-stakes competition, as it specifically implies that both parties are lacking in ability. It is a derogatory remark meant to belittle the performance of those involved.
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Grammar guides
- NegationHow to say no, not, didn't, and don't in Cantonese. The four main negation words and when to use each one.
- Numbers and moneyCounting, talking about money, and asking how much things cost. Includes the two words for two and the everyday words for dollars and cents.
- Aspect markersCantonese has no tenses, but it does have aspect markers. Learn how zo2, gwo3, gan2, and hai2 dou6 show completion, experience, and ongoing action.



